When the Car Fits the Penis

It doesn't have to be red....one of my favorite Niteflirt callers confesses that he drives a small white Toyota Matrix which mirrors his 5-ish whiteboy dick. It truly is an advertisement for his size, it just isn't jumping out at a girl screaming:

REDCARSMALLPENIS!!

Q's for Sara

Sara what color car do you drive?

My current and past cars are both white. Sensible for Florida weather. Hot! Both Hondas. Reliable!

Have you ever dated a guy with a red car?

Eeeek. No. I always ask what color car a guy drives. This is like one of the first things I ask. And this throws a guy off. A guy thinks he should answer with the year, make and model too.

Example:

Sara -- What color car do you drive?

Small dickster -- Well babe let me tell you I drive a 2007 Red Mercedes SL7

Sara -- Aha. That tells me all I need to know. Thanks for the drink. Toodles!