Smiling as he's putting the convertible top down, showing off his perfectly polished red Euro sportscar at the trendy outdoor car show, is our latest Red Car Small Penis featured driver! Is this the vicarious equivalent of stripping, except in this case, the car interior is quantifiably more exciting than what the driver has in his boxers or briefs.
Little does this "red shirt" know that all of the hot girls at the car show are doing the mathematical penis size equation: red shirt plus red car equals small penis! Why do small penis humiliation guys have to show off their red sportscars at car shows? It's only an expensive advertisement for: Hey Everyone - Look at Me - I Have a Small Penis!
Cuckolding women only want "wallets on wheels" anyway. Screw the sex literally, these small dick humiliation losers will be lucky to get permission to give themselves a thumb job and only after they've gotten ultra spendy with the girls who will "car cuckold" them! As I have defined on my main Sara's Playroom website the concept of sports cuckold, my newest cuckold definition is "car cuckold"! I'll be delving into and blogging about the "car cuckold" concept as opportunities "arise".
Note to Red Car Small Penis blog readers: If you have a picture of you posing with your red car, email the photo to me with your humiliating story and stats about your lack of manhood along with the specs about your car hood.
