But was it a Red Ferrari?

Michael Bay admits that he auditioned Megan Fox for her break-out role in Transformers in a most unusual way. Instead of the casting couch, it was the car wash, well, in his driveway, while he filmed her. Megan Fox confirms that she washed his Ferrari for her audition. Bay owns both a Porsche and a Ferrari, but I haven't been able to uncover which one is red. One of them has to be red, right? And according to the New York Post, Bay doesn't know what happened to the car wash audition footage, although, let's guess: it plays on Michael Bay's laptop quite frequently!

Wash Job

photo c/o the Associated Press

Ferrari Comparison

Tommy Hilfiger and his RED Ferrari


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Pharrell Williams and his BLACK Ferrari

Pharrell zooms around Miami in his black Ferrari. When you see a black Ferrari in town, you automatically think Pharrell, even tho it might be someone else's ride. But the default is set to Pharrell. Yeah I've even been on Ocean Boulevard and heard girls screeching PHHHAAAAARRRRELLL!!! when a black Ferrari zoomed by. Rumor has it he's extremely well hung, so we have a match! Black Ferrari / big black cock. On the other hand, designer and mogul Hilfiger's red Ferrari screams small penis!