Reward for a Small Penis!

According to Auto Pacific data, the Chevy Corvette "seems to be more often a reward car. Its' buyers are older than the industry average, with 88% born before 1956. Only 11% of Corvette owners are in Gen Y or Gen X. Sadly, the usual stereotype of the Corvette buyer as a 57-year old male deep in a mid-life crisis is proven."

Notice the placement of the hands! That can only mean one thing! Proud of Red Corvette, Shamed of Small Penis!

When the Car Fits the Penis

It doesn't have to be red....one of my favorite Niteflirt callers confesses that he drives a small white Toyota Matrix which mirrors his 5-ish whiteboy dick. It truly is an advertisement for his size, it just isn't jumping out at a girl screaming:

REDCARSMALLPENIS!!

Tiny's Ex-Ride

Red with Envy!

"Sorry About Your Penis" is a statement commonly yelled out when a guy rolls down the street in a sportscar or a pimped up SUV or oversized pickup truck. A new theory posted at everything2.com delivers a controversial smack to the stereotype that the men in these vehicles have small penises. Instead the theory puts forth that the men calling out "Sorry About Your Penis" are merely wishing they had a car/truck like that and want to get an ego boost by claiming the person driving it is just compensating for a small penis.

This might work if the person yelling out "Sorry About Your Penis" is a dude. However, if the driver has been "holla'd" at by a chick, whose small penis radar has gone off like a car alarm, then the driver is sporting a shorty, in his pants that is.

Hummerific

"Whenever I see a man driving a Hummer, I think to myself
it must be tough having a small cock! Whenever I see a woman
driving a Hummer, I think to myself she's driving her
man's car out looking for a big cock!" -- Blog Commenter

so true....Sara

Red car, black wifebeater and....

3.5 INCHES!!!!

It's a Sedan Size Dilemma

My tall well-hung alpha male friend, Sam, has been car shopping. Strange, but he can't fit into any of the Euro and Jap luxury sedans. He's 6'3 and has tried out the largest Lexus, BMW and Mercedes. No go. He may have to buy American. He reports that Japanese and European sedans are built for wimp-sized males. They're engineered for small penis drivers to feel comfortable, cocooned in the cockpit. Yes, he even told me the salesman used that word, not front seat, but cockpit. It seems car sales have gone homoerotic a la Top Gun. So, Red Car Small Penis is going to override the color criteria and put the Jap and Euro luxury sedans in the small penis car category, engineered by small penises for small penises.

Perfect Bumper Sticker for your Red Car