Blue Beater Car = Blue Balls

The hot girls who pull up next to the freecreditreportdotcom dudes are in a cool red convertible ride, but the freecreditreport dorks are in a blue beater. This is actually symbolic of the blue balls they are going to have from not getting pussy due to their lack of $, or a cool ride. Blue beater car = blue balls.



*Note that beater is slang for a beat-up car