Smashing the Red Small Penis Car!!!

Poetic Justice that the Nissan Titan is charcoal Black!

Red with Envy!

"Sorry About Your Penis" is a statement commonly yelled out when a guy rolls down the street in a sportscar or a pimped up SUV or oversized pickup truck. A new theory posted at everything2.com delivers a controversial smack to the stereotype that the men in these vehicles have small penises. Instead the theory puts forth that the men calling out "Sorry About Your Penis" are merely wishing they had a car/truck like that and want to get an ego boost by claiming the person driving it is just compensating for a small penis.

This might work if the person yelling out "Sorry About Your Penis" is a dude. However, if the driver has been "holla'd" at by a chick, whose small penis radar has gone off like a car alarm, then the driver is sporting a shorty, in his pants that is.

The Only Hummer Small Penises Can Buy....

Goddess - I loved Your blog - lol, I did have a red car and I have a tiny penis and bitsy balls. I drive a Lexus, and I wonder if there's not something to that, too...men in luxury cars.** It seems like the guys with the big dicks usually drive trucks and similar manly vehicles. Of course, there's always the little weasel in the Hummer (the small one, of course). What about motorcycles? More likely big, is my guess. I had a roommate with a bike and he was hung like a horse...his dates used to scream!

**See my post (scroll below) titled 'Sedan Size Dilemma' for the Lexus drivers! Sara

A Case of Balls bigger than the Penis!