The Red Car Jackpot!

Click HERE to view on flickr. The guy who took these shots and posted on flickr seems to be a spotter of hot and expensive wheels, but couldn't help himself from setting a special tag just for RED ones. Oh my!

My favorite pic is above. Girls just bored, lounging around or talking on cellie with a Red Porsche in plain sight! The Red Porsche does not even draw their attention, because they know what a Red Porsche means! No wonder why the dude had to run into the florist and buy some flowers for his hot date. Driving the Red Porsche 911 will not be enough to score some pussy, small penis man must give date flowers!

image c/o flickr

Tiny's Ex-Ride

Red Porsche, Small Penis

Because posting a Red Porsche pic on Wikipedia, under the entry for High Roller is a sure way to get girls! Oh yes and this photo is tagged BigDickPlayer? LMAO! Must be his loser username at one of the Poker sites or pathetically, Myspace or Facebook. I'm sure he'll get action, no make that, reaction from this Wiki, because when girls see the pic, they will only think: what a big 'dick' with his red Porsche and small penis!


Image c/o Wikipedia Commons

Taking the Penis out for a Drive