Hummerific

"Whenever I see a man driving a Hummer, I think to myself
it must be tough having a small cock! Whenever I see a woman
driving a Hummer, I think to myself she's driving her
man's car out looking for a big cock!" -- Blog Commenter

so true....Sara

The Small Penis Vehicle Compensation Song!

The Born Again Floozies seem to think that men with small penises buy Hummers! Which is very true. But there isn't one red Hummer in their music video grrrrr.

The Only Hummer Small Penises Can Buy....

Goddess - I loved Your blog - lol, I did have a red car and I have a tiny penis and bitsy balls. I drive a Lexus, and I wonder if there's not something to that, too...men in luxury cars.** It seems like the guys with the big dicks usually drive trucks and similar manly vehicles. Of course, there's always the little weasel in the Hummer (the small one, of course). What about motorcycles? More likely big, is my guess. I had a roommate with a bike and he was hung like a horse...his dates used to scream!

**See my post (scroll below) titled 'Sedan Size Dilemma' for the Lexus drivers! Sara